All the important motorsports sites are discussing how having two DRS passing zones will affect the Chinese Grand Prix, or whether team drama, tire degradation, or hydraulic dampeners will be the story of the weekend. While examining the DRS map, all that ocurred to me was how much the track resembles the Loch Ness Monster. Herman Tilka said he was inspired by Chinese writing when he designed the track. I think we have uncovered the truth:
Was it the Chinese symbol for "Nessy?" Is there a Chinese symbol for "Nessy?" These are the questions nobody else is asking.